Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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