What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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