Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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