what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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