belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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