Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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