Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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