I once walked in on a priest fucking an alter boy in the ass, and me, always having my paintball gun, shot the priest in his eyes, so now he can't read out of his book of lies and spread te poison that is christianity.
Speaking of flames, I once was playing with a lighter but for some reason it kept burning. I set it down on the chair so I could find something to fix it with. Well I eventually forgot about it, and later I came back and sat down. Of course, I'm always naked, so when I accidently sat on the lit lighter, I burned the inside of my asshole.
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