Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

i only hope i can top last weeks sext session

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(518): View more from New York

He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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(907): View more from Alaska

My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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(360): View more from Washington

My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.

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(503): View more from Oregon

on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all

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