i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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