That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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