I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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