TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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