Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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