just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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