That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I love how my cats smell like pot.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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