Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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