Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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