they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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