oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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