and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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