Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
