im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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