Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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