This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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