brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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