nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
honey bunches of taint.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
