Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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