I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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