Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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