i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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