my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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