my roommate, myself, and some old guy stood there and drank 9 bottles of merlot 1 night. needless to say i tried to fart when i peed, and crapped myself too. i did the bunny hop all the way to the next house to poop. i felt really bad, but ended up passin out in my poo boxers that night haha
this was caused by a subconsciously acknowledged metaphor in which your brain recognized the unplanned and uncontrolled excretion of all the unhealthy and unusable waste in your body as a release of thoughts and elements in your life which you want /need to let out or remove to be happy, but feel should be kept to yourself or dealt with discretely and methodically (like pooping in a toilet).
just BSing ya... haha
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