Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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