tell your sister to shave her snatch
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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