her vagine was all disorganized.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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