Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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