Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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