Don't you send me to vm
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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