I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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