I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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