I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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