This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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