I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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