We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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