I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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