Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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