im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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