this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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