either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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